things I’d like my baby to know continued
August 25, 2011
1. The Bible is always right. Your mom is almost always right. Your dad is sometimes right. Your friends are almost always wrong. Uncle Peter and Uncle Phil are always wrong.
2. If the Bible, mom, and dad all say the same thing, it’s 1000% chance that it’s right/correct/true
3. yes, people are naturally that sinful. if you don’t believe me, wait until you get married and have a baby. yes you were a sinful baby.
4. the church has church goers and Christians. it’s not always clear which ones. be nice to everyone. and just because you don’t like someone, it doesn’t mean they’re automatically just churchgoers.
5. koreans naturally love drama. that’s why we create the sappiest love songs and the most ridiculous mini series dramas. this also gets transplanted into churches. when koreans aren’t watching dramas, they make their lives/friendships/churches into their own personal dramas.
6. Mac > PC
7. a church will always have some sort of drama. church drama is not just limited to korean churches. this is b/c churches contain sinners. lots of them.
8. church is a hospital, not a museum.
9. Jesus owns the church so even when it looks crazy, chaotic, and hopeless to us, He got this.
10. when you get married and have a kid, get a baby swing. it’s magical. you loved it, your kid will love it too.
11. your unnatural love of sleep and ability to fall asleep anywhere and anytime is indicative of your Kang DNA. you can’t fight it and there’s no cure.
12. youth retreats are awesome. you went on your 1st one before you were 3 months old.
13. when people (including yourself) do stupid things, don’t be shocked. stupidity is a natural outcome of the fall. expect stupidity and you won’t be so disappointed. this also makes salvation and Jesus totally awesome.
13a. even Christians are stupid. thank God Jesus isn’t.
14. no matter what uncle peter tells you, koreans don’t need fro picks. ever.
15. there are tons of movies. the good ones are hard to find.
that’s all i could think of at this moment
